Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Pet Bed

Your dog already thinks they run the house—this bed just makes it official. With a ridiculously soft coral fleece top, a sturdy cotton underside, and a removable, shape-retaining insert, this bed is the ideal throne for your home’s furry dictator. It’s printed on one side with vibrant color that says “I’m the reason we’re late” in style. Bonus: it may finally keep them off your pillow (no guarantees, though).

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Print Area / 100% Cotton Underside: Luxuriously soft on top, durable underneath—just like your pet’s mood swings.

• Removable Zippered Cover: Easy to take off and wash when your dog forgets they just rolled in something mysterious.

• Shape-Retaining Insert: Fluffs back up even after 14 hours of strategic napping and guilt-inducing stares.

• Vibrant Print on One Side: The excuse is loud, the color is louder. Your floor’s never looked so fashionable.

• Indoor Use Only: Because this level of luxury doesn’t belong outside next to a mud puddle.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Cover: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Insert: Spot clean or dry clean only (it’s too fancy for your laundry tantrum)

📏 Size Guide:

• Small (28″ × 18″) – For tiny tyrants. Ideal for Chihuahuas, Yorkies, cats with attitude, or any pet that takes up 90% of the bed despite weighing 5 pounds.

• Medium (40″ × 30″) – For mid-sized loungers. Perfect for Corgis, Frenchies, or dogs who like to stretch dramatically before ignoring your commands.

• Large (50″ × 40″) – For full-size floofs. Great for Labs, Goldens, Great Danes, and any pup who thinks they deserve a California King.

💡 Pro Tip: Place this bed next to your own so they can continue to ignore it and sleep directly on your pillow instead. At least you’ll know they had options. Also makes a perfect gift for pet parents who have given up on ever reclaiming their couch.

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