Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Personalized Waterproof Dog Collar
$22.13 – $24.13
Built to survive puddles, tantrums, and your dog’s need for “just one more sniff.” This personalized collar is stink-proof, waterproof, fashion-forward, and scientifically designed to make your dog the best-dressed reason you’re late.
Categories : Accessories, Pets
Tag : dog lover pet gear, excuse themed pet accessory, funny dog collar, late but leash-ready, sarcastic dog fashion
Your dog is the reason you’re late, covered in fur, and somehow wet—even when it hasn’t rained. So give them a collar that can handle the mess and match their drama. This personalized collar is made from advanced Thermo-Elastomer material (that’s fancy speak for “strong, stink-proof, and surprisingly stylish”), plus it’s hypoallergenic, waterproof, and available in four stunning buckle finishes. Whether your pup is into rose gold glam or vintage brass ruggedness, this collar says: “I’m cute. You’re late. Deal with it.”
✨ Key Features:
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TPU Thermo-Elastomer Material: Medical-grade, cruelty-free, ultra-durable, and absolutely judgment-proof.
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Waterproof & Easy to Clean: Because puddles happen. And so does your dog’s lack of impulse control.
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Odor-Resistant & Stain-Resistant: Smells like… nothing! Which is a win for literally everyone.
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Hypoallergenic: Perfect for sensitive skin and drama-free necks.
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4 Buckle Options:
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Black Onyx: Classic rebel
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Gun Metal: Tactical chic
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Rose Gold: Influencer vibes
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Vintage Brass: Rustic ranger with a bark
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Made in the USA: Loud and proud—just like your dog at 3 a.m.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Wipe clean with warm water and mild soap
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No bleach, no dry cleaning, no judgment
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Optional: polish buckle while your dog judges you
📏 Size Guide:
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Small (S) – For petite pups with punctuality problems. Fits 11″–14″ necks. Ideal for Chihuahuas, Yorkies, and pocket-sized scene-stealers.
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Medium (M) – The “I bark at everything” size. Fits 15″–18″ necks. Perfect for Corgis, Beagles, and mid-sized drama queens.
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Large (L) – For dogs who think they own the sidewalk. Fits 19″–22″ necks. Great for Labs, Boxers, and lovable lap dogs who are clearly not lap-sized.
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Extra Large (XL) – The beast mode collar. Fits 23″–26″ necks. Designed for Great Danes, Mastiffs, and any dog that walks you.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this collar with a matching “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” tag for the full excuse package. Bonus points if your dog looks smug about it—they usually do.
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S M L XL Circumference, in 11.00 – 14.00 15.00 – 18.00 19.00 – 22.00 23.00 – 26.00 Width, in 0.67 1.02 1.02 1.02 -