Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Oven Mitts

Nothing says “I take baking seriously but also have zero control over my schedule” like these custom oven mitts. Designed for dog lovers and dinner destroyers alike, this mitt is heat-insulated, slip-resistant, and charming enough to distract from your burnt cookies. With one-size-fits-most hands and a built-in hanging loop, it’s ready to leap into action—or at least wave sassily at your guests while you fan the smoke alarm.

✨ Key Features:

• Heat Insulated Heroism: Protects your hands from oven disasters and your reputation from kitchen shame.

• Slip-Resistant & Sass-Resilient: Get a grip, literally. This mitt’s here to hold your hot mess together.

• Fabric Mix of Champions:

  • Front: 96% polyester, 4% elastane for style, stretch, and printability

  • Back: 100% cotton for comfort, breathability, and a soft place to question your life choices

• Lightweight But Not Lighthearted: Soft to the touch, loud in personality.

• Hanging Loop: Because flinging it on the counter is so last bake-off.

• One Size: Fits most humans, but not your roommate’s overconfidence in baking banana bread.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle

• Tumble dry low (so you don’t start a different kind of fire)

• Do not bleach (unless you’re feeling rebellious)

• Iron on low if you’re trying to impress someone from Pinterest

• No dry cleaning — this mitt is already high-maintenance enough

📏 Size Guide:

• One-size-fits-most (but not your dog, no matter how much they insist on helping).
• Comfortably roomy without the awkward thumb flop.

💡 Pro Tip: Hang it visibly in your kitchen so everyone knows you cook and care about dogs. Bonus: great for theatrically removing trays from the oven while dramatically explaining why you were late. Spoiler alert: it involves a corgi and zero regrets.

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