Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Makeup Bag

Behold the majestic multitasker of modern existence! This isn’t just a makeup bag—it’s a lifestyle support unit disguised in faux leather fabulousness. Whether you’re stashing lipstick, dry shampoo, rogue candy wrappers, or existential dread (neatly folded), this sassy little pouch has you covered. Lightweight, compact, and irresistibly stylish, it’s perfect for humans who are too busy chasing dogs and dreams to be disorganized.

Key Features:

• 100% PU Faux Leather – Looks like luxury, acts like leather, guilt-free fabulousness.

• Vibrant Colors – Printed so bold, your eyeliner might get jealous.

• Black Zipper with Metal Head – Slides smoother than your excuses.

• Curved Shape + One Compartment – All the room you need for chaos containment.

• Detachable Leather Strap – Clip it on for errands, or toss it across the room with flair.

Care Instructions:

• Remove all those sparkly secrets first.
• Then mix warm water with a neutral detergent, gently clean with a soft cloth or brush, and air dry like the responsible adult you’re pretending to be.
• Avoid direct sunlight unless your blush likes to tan.

Size Guide:

• Height: 6.3″ – Enough room for makeup and mildly poor decisions.

• Length: 9.4″ – Will hold all your must-haves, could-haves, and why-did-I-buys.

• Width: 3.3″ – Spacious but not suitcase-level commitment.

Pro Tip: Also doubles as a last-minute clutch when you forgot you RSVP’d. It won’t judge the granola bar, USB cord, and lip balm combo—it’s seen worse.

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