Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Lunch Bag

Look, we get it. You meant to be on time. But there was a dog. And now there’s lunch. This neoprene lunch bag isn’t just a bag—it’s a statement. A squish-proof, soft-handled, magnetically-closing statement that says: “I’m here, I’m hungry, and yes, I pet the dog first.” With enough room for a gourmet meal or just snacks you forgot to share, it’s your trusty lunchtime sidekick with paw-sonality.

Key Features:

• 100% Neoprene (95% Polyester, 5% Spandex): Like your schedule, flexible and adorable.

• Double Bar Handle: Carry your meals like the royalty you are.

• Magnetic Button Closure: Keeps your food secure and your drama minimal.

• Flat Bottom, Curved Charm: So your salad doesn’t stage a runaway.

• Vibrant, Full-Color Printing: Because beige is for spreadsheets, not lunch.

Care Instructions:

• Don’t bleach it, roast it in the sun, or send it into battle.

• Spot clean with warm water and detergent. Use a terry cloth or soft brush.

• Let it air dry—preferably while you’re walking a dog.

Size Guide:

• Width: 9.3″ – Room for lunch and a snack for later.

• Height: 7.7″ – Taller than your coffee mug.

• Depth: 4.7″ – Enough to keep your sandwich safe and your chips uncrushed.

Pro Tip: This bag fits leftovers and attention spans. Keep one by the door—you’ll forget your keys before you forget this beauty. Bonus: doubles as a soft pillow when you eat too much.

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