Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Leash

Let’s be honest: your dog walks you. So why not give in gracefully with this stylishly durable custom dog leash? Made from PVC with a TPU ergonomic handle, it’s built to withstand tugging, puddles, and whatever mystery substance your dog just rolled in. The waterproof, odor-resistant, anti-microbial finish keeps things clean, while the bright custom-printed handle screams “Yes, I’m the human—but I have taste.”

✨ Key Features:

• Durable PVC Strap: Sturdy, flexible, and drama-resistant—just like your relationship with your dog.

• TPU Ergonomic Handle: Easy on the hands, even when your 18-lb poodle thinks they’re part sled dog.

• Waterproof & Odor-Resistant: Built for walks, puddles, and the occasional spontaneous mud spa.

• Zinc Alloy Snap Hook: Clips securely, unclips easily, holds on for dear life when things get zoomy.

• One Size: 78″ × 0.8″: Long enough to let them explore, short enough to stop them from greeting traffic.

• Custom Print on Handle Only: All the flair where your hand lives—because that’s the part that gets judged at the dog park.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Wipe clean with warm water and mild soap

• No bleach, no drama

• Let dry before storing (especially if last walk ended with pond diving)

📏 Size Guide:

• Length: 78 inches (aka “plenty of slack for dramatic sniffing detours”)

• Width: 0.8 inches – flexible and firm, just like your last nerve

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with a matching “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” collar or bandana to complete the look. It’s leash fashion, not just leash function. Bonus: doubles as a subtle warning label for your chaotic canine companion.

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