Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Knit Beanie (Embroidery)
$22.18
Keep your head warm and your excuses believable with the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Knit Beanie. Made for people who prioritize petting strangers’ dogs over literally anything else, this soft, breathable hat hugs your head like that dog you tried to smuggle home. Stylish, cozy, and perfect for when you need to pretend you had “important business” (like giving belly rubs to a golden retriever).
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : Beanie Life Crisis, Dog Lover Beanie, Fluffy Excuse Club, Headgear for Dog Watchers, sorry I’m late fashion
Whether you’re hunting for Wi-Fi signals or simply spotting the neighborhood dogs, this “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Knit Beanie has your noggin (and questionable decision-making) covered. Made with a breathable blend of 60% cotton and 40% acrylic, it’s soft, stretchy, and basically the hug your head didn’t know it needed. Plus, it’s form-fitting enough to stay put even during unexpected dog-chasing emergencies.
Key Features:
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Breathable Cotton Blend: 60% cotton, 40% acrylic—light enough for year-round wear, strong enough to survive your life choices.
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One Size Fits Most: Unless you have an ego the size of a planet, you’re covered.
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Form-Fitting Shape: Snug enough to stay on when you spot a dog and immediately bolt across the street.
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Embroidery-Ready: Perfect for showcasing your highly specific personality trait: dog enthusiast.
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Durable and Lightweight: Built tough for chasing dreams… and dogs.
Care Instructions:
- Spot clean with warm water and dish soap.
- No need to soak it like last night’s regrets.
- For stubborn spots, show a soft-bristled brush who’s boss.
Size Guide:
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Circumference: 17.32″–17.91″ (Just like your brain capacity—expandable but respectable.)
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Height: 8.07″ (Perfect for stacking bad decisions.)
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Width: 8.19″ (Covers most existential crises.)
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Cuff Height: 2.56″ (Just enough to look like you tried.)
Pro Tip: Wear it slightly slouched for that “I care… but only about dogs” aesthetic. Bonus: It doubles as a stylish way to avoid small talk at the dog park. 🐾🎩
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One size Circumference, in 17.32 – 17.91 Height, in 8.07 Width, in 8.19 Cuff height, in 2.56 -