Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Hardboard Back Coaster

Elevate your coffee table from “meh” to “OMG where did you get that?!” with this glossy, dog-excusing masterpiece. Whether you’re sipping wine, whiskey, or lukewarm tea you forgot about because there was a corgi outside, this hardboard-backed coaster is your stylish sidekick. Assembled in the USA (because coasters deserve passports too), this single-piece marvel adds personality and protection in one glorious square.

✨ Key Features:

• Glossy Finish: Like your forehead in a Zoom meeting, but for your drinkware.

• Vibrant Full-Color Print: Brighter than your future if you keep skipping responsibilities to pet strangers’ dogs.

• Hardboard Bottom: Built tough — just like your coffee addiction.

• One Size Fits All Mugs, Glasses, and Questionable Life Choices: A perfect 3.5″ x 3.5″, compact enough to travel and bold enough to judge.

• One Coaster per Pack: Because true commitment starts with just one.

• Assembled in the USA: With globally sourced parts and global levels of sass.

🧽 Care Instructions:

• Treat it like your favorite houseplant:
• Wipe gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth.
• No soaking, no scrubbing, and definitely no drama.

📏 Size Guide:

Sized at a confident 3.5″ x 3.5″ – it’s the Goldilocks of coasters: not too big, not too small, just right for your overpriced latte or questionable cocktail.

💡 Pro Tip: Buy one to test your vibe, then buy more to avoid the awkward “who gets the coaster” standoff at parties. Want to passive-aggressively protect your surfaces and your personality? This coaster’s your ride-or-die.

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