Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Glass Cutting Board
$16.15 – $22.53
Slice, dice, and serve side-eye with this “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” glass cutting board—perfect for culinary chaos and canine distraction alike. With a bark-worthy design and a surface tougher than your last breakup, it’s the only board that lets you julienne with joy and still look like you’ve got your life together.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : dog themed kitchen, funny glass cutting board, novelty cooking gift, sarcastic kitchen decor, Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog
This isn’t just a cutting board—it’s a bark-tastic battlefield for your veggies. Crafted from textured tempered glass tougher than your grandma’s meatloaf, this board is here to endure your worst onion-chopping meltdowns. Whether you’re slicing, dicing, or just pretending you cook to impress guests, this cutting board says, “I’m classy, but I’m also deeply distracted by dogs.”
Key Features:
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Tempered Glass Surface – Stronger than your willpower at a buffet.
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Two Size Options – 8″ × 11″ for “I cut sometimes” and 11″ × 15″ for “I meal prep… once a year.”
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Textured Non-Slip Surface – Because your cucumber shouldn’t go flying across the kitchen.
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Four Rubber Dots of Stability – Like emotional support, but for your chopping.
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Vibrant Print – Permanent design, unlike your interest in that last diet.
Care Instructions:
- Hand wash only—treat it like it’s holding your deepest secrets (or last night’s garlic stench).
- Use mild soap and wipe with a damp cloth. Dishwasher? Not today, Satan.
Size Guide:
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8″ x 11″ – Great for small meals or big egos.
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11″ x 15″ – Ideal for when you actually need space to cook.
Pro Tip: Double as a charcuterie display board when your in-laws visit—distract them from your life choices with fancy cheese and an adorable dog pun.
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