Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Foam Yoga Mat
$63.57
Find your center—or at least your balance—on this foam yoga mat that’s softer than your resolve to not eat chips after class. With a full-length dog-loving design and enough anti-slip grip to survive even your most chaotic downward dog, it’s the perfect mat for stretching, sweating, or dramatically collapsing in style. Namaste? More like Namaslay.
Categories : Accessories, Sports & Games
Tag : canine chaos, dog yoga mat, funny fitness gear, sarcastic workout, yoga with attitude
This foam yoga mat isn’t just a mat—it’s a lifestyle. A mildly wobbly, dog-distracted lifestyle. Measuring a glorious 24″ x 72″, this lightweight wonder of synthetic foam perfection cradles you like the universe pretending everything is fine. It features edge-to-edge printing so your spiritual journey can now have a sense of humor (or a dog). Warning: dogs not included—but confusion over whether this is nap time or yoga time is guaranteed.
Key Features:
🧘 100% Foam – Cushions your knees, dignity, and existential crises mid-pose.
🦶 Anti-Slip Texture – Because you’ve got enough slipping in life.
🎨 Vibrant Colors – Printed with tech so fancy it might chant om while working.
🪶 Lightweight – So light, you might wonder if you actually brought a mat.
📏 One Size Fits Most Enlightenment Levels – 24″ x 72″ of stretchy spiritual space.Care Instructions:
- Wipe gently with warm water and dish soap.
- Avoid soaking or baptizing the mat.
- For stubborn yoga-induced karma smudges, use a soft-bristled brush.
Size Guide:
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Width: 24″ – just wide enough to not elbow your neighbor in class
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Length: 72″ – fits your body, soul, and occasional identity crisis
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Thickness: 0.25″ – plush enough for comfort, thin enough for judgment-free storage
Pro Tip: Use this mat to practice yoga, pilates, or pretending you know what chakras are. Works equally well for stretching, meditating, or laying face-down while avoiding life’s responsibilities (dog optional but recommended).
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24” x 72” Width, in 24.00 Length, in 72.00 Thickness, in 0.25