Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Flat Bill Snapback
$20.28
Fashionably late? Blame the dog — and look good doing it. This “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Flat Bill Snapback lets the world know where your true priorities lie (hint: it’s furry and adorable). Crafted with a head-hugging fit, a snapback closure, and just enough street cred to excuse literally any tardiness. Crown yourself, dog lover.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : chasing dogs not dreams, dog lovers fashion, fashionable procrastination, late but fabulous, snapback swagger
Who says fashion can’t have a sense of humor? This “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Flat Bill Snapback is here to crown your head (and your excuses) in pure, embroidered glory. Crafted with an 80% acrylic, 20% wool blend (because your scalp deserves breathable luxury), this cap says, “I’m stylish, responsible-ish, and yes, I will absolutely stop traffic to pet a stranger’s dog.” Adjustable for maximum head-size drama.
Key Features:
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Structure: Six-panel design so strong it could probably hold up your social life.
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Adjustable Snap Closure: Because one-size-fits-all is a lie without a plastic miracle worker.
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Visor: Flat with a green undervisor — making vintage cool again, one squint at a time.
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Fiber Composition: Mostly acrylic, a dash of wool, and 100% ready for spontaneous dog encounters.
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Country of Origin: Made in Vietnam, but destined for your forehead.
Care Instructions:
- Give it a spa day: use warm water and dish soap. No soaking, no drama.
- Scrub gently with a soft brush like you’re wooing a medieval princess.
Size Guide:
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Crown Height: 3.75 inches of majestic altitude
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Diameter: 6.62″–7.62″ — aka “most human heads”
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Visor Length: 2.68 inches — perfect for stylish squinting into the sunset
Pro Tip: Pair it with your best “Oops, is that a dog?!” face for maximum believability when you show up an hour late, again. 🐕🧢
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One size Crown height, in 3.75 Diameter, in 6.62 – 7.62 Visor length, in 2.68 -