Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Flat Bill Cap (Embroidery)
$32.93
Level up your headgear game with a cap that’s more stylish than your last five bad decisions combined. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Flat Bill Cap is crafted from 100% cotton twill, structured like your life should be, and fitted with a snapback closure for those days when your brain needs breathing room. With a bold shape, a green underbill for mysterious flair, and enough swag to make even your neighbor’s cat jealous—this hat is not just an accessory, it’s a lifestyle choice.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : dog lover gift, Fashionably Distracted, funny dog hat, sarcastic apparel, sorry I’m late fashion
Introducing the hat that says, “I’m too cool for punctuality but definitely warm for puppies.” This Flat Bill Cap, crafted from 100% cotton twill, is the crown your head has been begging for. Structured for boldness, built for comfort, and stylish enough to make even your dog give you a nod of approval. With a snapback closure and classic green undervisor, it’s basically a red carpet event for your skull.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton Twill: Because your head deserves the finer things in life.
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Structured Five-Panel: For when you want your hat as bold and unbending as your opinions.
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Green Undervisor: A little secret flash of style, like wearing fancy socks under sweatpants.
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Matching Sewn Eyelets: Stay cool and breathable, unlike your last awkward conversation.
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Adjustable Snap Closure: One size fits most heads—and all egos.
Care Instructions:
- Use warm water and dish soap to gently spot-clean.
- No need to give it a full bubble bath—just a little spa day for stubborn stains.
- Use a soft-bristled brush for those “I regret wearing this while eating nachos” moments.
Size Guide:
(All measurements refer to product dimensions)
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Circumference: 18.90″ – 23.62″ (Perfect for heads full of brilliant ideas—or excuses.)
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Height: 4.35″ (Just enough for that ego.)
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Visor Width: 7.09″ (Wide enough to shade you from both sun and haters.)
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Visor Length: 2.36″ (Standard “don’t look at me until I’ve had coffee” coverage.)
Pro Tip: Wear this cap backward for instant “cool uncle” energy or forwards to tell the world you’re serious about spotting every single dog within a 5-mile radius. Bonus: Instantly makes your bedhead look intentional.
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One size Circumference, in 18.90 – 23.62 Height, in 4.35 Visor width, in 7.09 Visor length, in 2.36 -