Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Essos Wireless Earbuds

Ditch the tangled cords and the outdated tech. The Essos Wireless Earbuds are here to make your audio experience as effortless as your ability to be late. With 2 hours of playback, Bluetooth 5.0, and a charging case that moonlights as a backup power source, these earbuds are ready for your playlist, your podcast, or your well-rehearsed story about how a poodle stopped you in your tracks. And yes, they come with three ear tip sizes, because one size does not fit all—not even in excuses.

✨ Key Features:

• Ergonomic Fit: Designed to nestle in your ears like they were made for eavesdropping.

• 2-Hour Playback Time: Just long enough for your favorite album or half your dog-walking playlist.

• Charging Case = Backup Power: Charges the buds 4x on one full case charge. Your attention span? Not included.

• Bluetooth 5.0 with Auto Pairing: Connects faster than you can say “I was totally listening.”

• Built-In Controls & Dual Mics: Play, pause, or pretend you’re on a call when someone tries to talk to you.

• Includes 3 Rubber Tip Sizes: Small, medium, large—because ears are weird and we respect that.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Unplug before cleaning (tech, not your life).

• Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth.

• Don’t submerge in water, coffee, or emotional baggage.

📏 Size Guide:

• Width: 2.5″ – About the size of your morning bagel.

• Height: 2.5″ – Perfectly palm-sized for dramatic earbud reveals.

• Depth: 0.75″ – Slim, sleek, and full of sonic secrets.

💡 Pro Tip: Custom print the case and turn every “Sorry I missed your call” into a fashion statement. Bonus: Makes a great gift for your most chronically late, audio-obsessed friend.

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