Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Double Wine Tote Bag
$24.48
For the wine-loving, dog-distracted socialite in all of us, this double wine tote is here to carry not one, but two bottles of fermented joy. Made from durable cotton canvas and featuring a built-in divider (because wine deserves personal space too), it’s the ultimate accessory for anyone who’s ever shown up late and needed a really good excuse. Bonus points if you also bring snacks.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : dog mom gifts, Double Trouble Tote, Funny Wine Tote, Sorry I’m Late Merch, Wine Lover Accessories
Whether you’re headed to a dinner party, picnic, or emotionally preparing for a Monday, this double wine tote is your trusty sidekick. Crafted from sturdy 100% cotton canvas and blessed with an interior divider, this tote comfortably holds two bottles of your favorite grape juice (the adult kind, obviously). Bonus: It doubles as a conversation starter when someone inevitably says, “Nice bag!” and you say, “Thanks. I was late. I saw a dog.”
Key Features:
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Interior Divider: Perfect for keeping your wine bottles from getting too cozy. (No chardonnay-on-merlot crimes here.)
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Boxed Corners: For extra room, because squished wine is a tragedy.
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Reinforced Handles: Strong enough to carry your emotional support wine.
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100% Cotton Canvas: Tough, dependable, and unlike your ex, won’t flake on you.
Care Instructions:
Spill a little cabernet? No judgment. Just spot clean with warm water and dish soap. Avoid bleach unless you want a modern art wine stain.
Size Guide:
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Width: 9.25″ – Wide enough for a bold red and a moody rosé.
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Height: 10.25″ – Tall enough for standard wine bottles, judgment-free.
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Gusset Width: 3″ – Roomy enough to say “yes” to dessert wine.
Pro Tip: Always carry two bottles: one to gift, and one to open immediately because you “accidentally” forgot a corkscrew at home.
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One size Width, in 9.25 Height, in 10.25 Gusset width, in 3.00 -
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