Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Denim Hat (Embroidery)
$36.37
Finally, a hat that says, “Yes, I was late, but it was for a good reason—there was a dog.” This vintage-inspired denim cap is soft, stylish, and pigment-dyed to perfection, just like your excuses. With a comfy unstructured fit and an adjustable strap, it’s ready to cling desperately to your head while you chase after every golden retriever you meet. Priorities? Set. Outfit? Complete.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : distracted by dogs, funny denim hat, Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Hat, stylish dog spotting attire, vintage dog lover gift
For the sophisticated adventurer who’s late to everything but early to spotting dogs, the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Denim Hat is your crowning achievement. Made with 100% cotton, pigment-dyed for that “I’ve had this hat forever but in a cool way” look. This hat doesn’t just sit on your head—it tells the world you’ve got priorities (and they’re mostly fluffy).
Key Features:
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100% Cotton: Soft, breathable, and ready to soak up all your questionable life choices.
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Unstructured 6-Panel: Like your weekend plans—casual, relaxed, and structurally unsound.
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Vintage Pigment-Dyed Finish: Achieve that “I’ve lived a thousand adventures” look without leaving your couch.
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Adjustable Strap: Because we believe in second chances… and third… and fourth.
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Sewn Eyelets: Tiny air vents to keep your brilliant, dog-focused thoughts cool.
Care Instructions:
- Spot clean with warm water and a bit of dish soap.
- Scrub gently like it’s your pride after slipping on a sidewalk.
- Air dry. Repeat after every adventure—or every nap.
Size Guide:
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Circumference: 20.08″–23.23″ – Fits most heads, big egos, and daydreamers.
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Height: 3.94″ – Just enough to hide your messy hair.
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Visor Width: 6.30″ – Wide enough to block shade from haters.
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Visor Length: 2.76″ – Compact but stylish enough to look like you made an effort.
Pro Tip: Wear this hat to dog parks for maximum “I’m approachable because I’m obsessed with dogs” energy. Bonus points if you carry treats and look mildly lost.
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One size Circumference, in 20.08 – 23.23 Height, in 3.94 Visor width, in 6.30 Visor length, in 2.76 -