Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Cotton Twill Napkin
$8.97 – $15.12
Why be boring when your napkin can scream “I brake for dogs and dessert”? This cotton twill napkin is your official excuse for being late, distracted, or emotionally unhinged around golden retrievers. It’s soft, durable, and fade-resistant—unlike your memory of why you walked into the kitchen. Perfect for wiping mouths or dabbing away tears after seeing a dog you couldn’t pet.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : cotton twill chaos, distracted diner decor, dog lover napkin, fine dining dogwatch, tableware with attitude
Tired of your dinner table being too… dignified? Spice up your meals with this delightfully dog-distracted cotton twill napkin! Made for people who are fashionably late (because of canine distractions, obviously), this napkin says “I wipe my mouth, but with flair.” It’s sturdy, stylish, and won’t fade like your willpower at a buffet. Whether you’re at a formal soirée or crying over pizza rolls, this napkin’s got your back—and your lap.
Key Features:
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🐾 100% Cotton Twill – Because your dog deserves luxury too.
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🧼 Fade-Resistant – It won’t ghost your design, even after countless spaghetti incidents.
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🧵 Hemmed Edges – Like a fancy tuxedo… for your table.
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🖨️ One-Sided Print – All the drama on one side. Just like your last dinner date.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
- Do not bleach (your dog would disapprove).
- Line dry like it’s 1890 and you’re rustic chic.
Size Guide:
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10″ x 10″ – Perfect for snacking, or dabbing away tears from emotional pet commercials.
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22″ x 22″ – Full dinner drama napkin. Go big or go home… to see the dog.
Pro Tip: Pair with matching plates for a complete tablescape that says, “I came for dinner, but stayed for the tail wags.”
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