Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Cotton Cosmetic Bag

Let’s be honest: your makeup deserves a better home than the dusty drawer you shoved it into three months ago. Introducing the cotton cosmetic bag that’s tougher than your last relationship and cuter than a puppy in sunglasses. With 100% cotton drill that screams “ruggedly elegant,” this bag isn’t just pretty—it’s here to survive the apocalypse of everyday life (or at least a very chaotic purse). Available in five sizes because one-size-fits-all is a myth.

Key Features:

• Multiple Sizes: Choose from five different sizes because makeup hoarding is a lifestyle, not a phase.

• Lightweight & Fierce: Featherlight but built like a tank, this bag carries your cosmetics without pulling a muscle.

• 100% Cotton Drill: That’s right—this ain’t your average cotton. This is drill cotton with a rugged twill weave. Think denim’s responsible cousin.

• Sassy Zipper Closure: Comes in black or white, picked to perfectly match your chaotic aesthetic.

Care Instructions:

Spot clean with mild soap and water, and for the love of glitter, don’t toss it in the washing machine unless you’re ready for zippered regret.

Size Guide:

• Small & Sassy (6.7″ × 4.7″) – For your daily glam-on-the-go arsenal.

• Cute but Capable (7.1″ × 5.9″) – Toss in a compact, lippie, and your hopes.

• Medium Drama (8.3″ × 7.1″) – Ideal for your “I might cry at brunch” essentials.

• Major Moment (10.2″ × 8.3″) – Contour palette, 3 mascaras, and emotional baggage.

• Full Chaos (10.6″ × 9.5″) – For those who carry six lip balms and still can’t find one.

Pro Tip: Fill it with makeup, snacks, dog treats, or emotional support crystals. We don’t judge. Just zip it up and pretend you’re organized.

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