Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Corkwood Coaster Set

Because your drink deserves a red carpet moment and your furniture deserves better than water rings, this Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog corkwood coaster set is here to rescue both your surfaces and your social reputation. With a high-gloss finish that screams “I’m too pretty for coffee stains” and a non-slip cork backing for that no-slide sass, this 4-piece set is the stylish sidekick your beverages didn’t know they needed.

Key Features:

• High-Gloss MDF Top – Fancy, shiny, and looks like it could host its own talk show.
• Cork Backing – No more coaster skating across the table like it’s auditioning for the Winter Olympics.
• 0.16″ of Sheer Sophistication – Just thick enough to matter, but not thick enough to be dramatic.
• Standard Size – At 3.75″ × 3.75″, these coasters are sized for drinks, snacks, or miniature existential crises.
• Pack of Four – One for each personality you exhibit before your second cup of coffee.

Care Instructions:

Treat them like your favorite pet: gently wipe with a clean, dry microfiber cloth. No chewing. No dishwasher. No drama.

Size Guide:

• Each coaster is 3.75″ square – big enough for your mug, but small enough to still judge it.
• Just under 0.2 inches thick – sturdy without screaming, “look at me, I’m a countertop.”

Pro Tip: Use these coasters during awkward small talk—everyone will be too busy admiring them to ask about your five-year plan.

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