Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Coasters

Your drink has a home now, and it’s fabulously dog-excused. These coasters are the stylish surface guardians you never knew you needed. Available in both round and square, and sold as singles or sets of four (because one is never enough for your chaos), they feature a glossy hardboard top for high-def hilarity and a classic corkwood bottom to keep things nice and grippy—unlike your life schedule.

✨ Key Features:

• One Size: 3.7″ x 3.7″: Just the right size to cradle your mug of coffee, glass of wine, or emotional support smoothie.

• Round or Square Shape: Choose your coaster vibe: classic curves or strong angles—both judge your lateness equally.

• Glossy, Full-Color Top: Eye-catching, shiny, and a little dramatic—basically the coaster version of you.

• Corkwood Bottom: Keeps it in place while preventing scratches, spills, and coaster-related slip ‘n slides.

• Available in Single or 4-Pack: Perfect for gifting, hoarding, or evenly distributing across all surfaces you say you’ll protect.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Wipe clean with a dry microfiber cloth

• No soaking, no scrubbing—treat them like the divas they are

• Do not put in the dishwasher unless you enjoy coaster heartbreak

📏 Size Guide:

• 3.7″ x 3.7″ of glossy brilliance
• Compact, classy, and just large enough to say, “Yes, I was late, and yes, it was because of a dog.”

💡 Pro Tip: Get the full set and scatter them around your home like tiny shields of sarcasm. Bonus: they double as personality declarations when guests forget your name but remember your coaster’s impeccable wit.

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