Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Coaster
$5.05
Small, glossy, and full of excuses. This MDF coaster keeps your surfaces safe while boldly announcing why you’re late (again). Non-slip, easy to clean, and 100% committed to protecting your table—even if you’re not committed to punctuality.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : dog lover table decor, excuse themed homeware, funny drink coaster, late but surface conscious, sarcastic coaster design
This isn’t just a coaster. It’s a declaration of priorities. Crafted from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss shine so reflective it could double as a mirror for your excuses, it’s designed to stay put while your drink does the slipping. With a non-slip raw back and a stylish square form, it’s here to keep your surfaces spotless and your dog stories front and center.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Medium-Density Fibreboard (MDF): Strong, stylish, and sturdier than your commitment to being on time.
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High-Gloss Finish: Smooth, shiny, and serving looks—just like your iced coffee.
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Non-Slip Raw Back: Stays exactly where you put it, unlike your schedule.
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Easy to Clean: Just wipe it with a dry microfiber cloth and continue pretending you didn’t spill.
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Printed with REACH-Certified Inks: Eco-conscious and excuse-laden, all in one glossy square.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Gently wipe clean with a dry microfiber cloth
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Do not soak, scrub, or cry on it (unless you’re drinking wine, in which case—go ahead)
📏 Size Guide:
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Size: 3.54″ x 3.54″ (9cm x 9cm)
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Thickness: 0.12″ (3.17mm)
Small but mighty, like your tolerance for criticism.
💡 Pro Tip: Buy one for your coffee table, one for your desk, and one to dramatically hand to guests who dare put their drinks down unprotected. Bonus: makes an excellent “I may be late but I’m charming” gift.
#LateButGlossy #DogExcuseApproved #CoasterOfTruth #FurnitureFirstTardinessLater #SipWithSarcasm
3.5″ × 3.5″ Width, in 3.54 Height, in 3.54 Thickness, in 0.12 -