Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Clip-on Pet Collar
$15.25 – $16.72
Built for fashion, not for freight-hauling. This clip-on collar keeps your pet looking fabulous, ID’d, and securely leashed—just don’t expect it to survive a full-speed squirrel pursuit. It’s for style, not sledding.
Categories : Accessories, Pets
Tag : dog lover pet gear, excuse themed pet accessory, funny dog collar, late but leashed with flair, sarcastic dog fashion
Whether your dog is a laid-back stroller or a part-time squirrel negotiator, this collar brings together rugged utility and personality-packed flair. Made from durable polyester and heavy-duty nylon webbing, it’s sturdy enough for daily adventures but not for full-body wrestling with your front yard. Available in three adjustable sizes, with a metal D-ring and easy clip-on plastic hardware, it’s ideal for ID tags, leashes, or just looking cooler than the other dogs at the park.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Polyester & Nylon Blend: Strong, flexible, and ready for everyday wear—even if your dog’s only mission is barking at the air.
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Sturdy Plastic Buckle + Metal D-Ring: Clip on, clip off, clip into fashion. Leash and tags attach with zero drama.
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Machine-Washable Construction: Because yes, rolling in mystery grass is still a thing.
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Stylish & Safe: Looks amazing. Keeps tags secure. Warns the world you’re running late because your dog’s fabulous.
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Three Sizes Available: Small, medium, and large—just like your dog’s personality, which only comes in “extra.”
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
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Air dry or tumble low
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Do not bleach unless you enjoy making fashion statements that scream “oops”
📏 Size Guide:
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Small (12″–16″) – For little legends. Perfect for toy breeds, puppies, and dogs who rule the house from 8 inches off the ground.
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Medium (16″–20″) – For mid-sized mischief-makers. Great for Corgis, Terriers, or anyone who believes every walk is a parade.
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Large (20″–26″) – For big bark energy. Ideal for Labs, Shepherds, and dogs who drag you to the door like it’s their full-time job.
💡 Pro Tip: Match this collar with an equally sassy ID tag (like “I’m Why They’re Late”) and a leash that screams “fashion icon.” Just don’t try it on a puller—you will end up in the bush.
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