Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Business Card Holder
$15.72
Keep your networking game strong and your excuses stronger with the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Business Card Holder—a sleek, shiny vault for those tiny pieces of paper that say “I mean business (but also like dogs).” With a velvet-lined interior and polished metal armor, your cards will be protected from pocket disasters and sudden professionalism. Holds up to 20 cards or one really judgmental glance from a client.
Categories : Accessories, Travel Accessories
Tag : canine CEO accessory, corporate comedy gear, desk bling with bark, dog lover office gift, funny business card holder
You’ve got business cards hotter than your iced coffee, but nowhere suave to stash them? Fear not. This shiny slice of corporate luxury not only holds your credentials—it holds your dignity. With a polished metal case and velvet-like interior, your cards will be so cozy, they might unionize. Bonus: it doubles as a mirror to check for lunch stuck in your teeth before that very important handshake.
✨ Key Features:
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Velvet-like Interior: Because your business cards deserve better than pocket lint.
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Glossy Metallic Finish: Blinds your competitors with reflective confidence.
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Fits 20 Business Cards: That’s 19 more contacts than you’ll probably ever call.
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Snap Closure: No magnets, just friction—like every work meeting.
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Fits Pocket or Bag: Or your emotional baggage. We don’t judge.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Wipe off the fingerprints of your ambition with a clean, dry cloth.
- Avoid sharp keys, existential crises, and melted snacks.
📏 Size Guide:
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Width: 3.67 inches (a little less than your phone, but way more important)
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Height: 2.35 inches (fits your cards, not your ego)
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Depth: 0.36 inches (flat enough to pretend you’re organized)
💡 Pro Tip: Leave one card slot empty—perfect for slipping in the number of that dog-walker you’re about to hire so you can finally stop being late because you saw a dog.
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One size Width, in 3.67 Height, in 2.35 Depth, in 0.36 -