Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Bumper Stickers
$5.17 – $6.90
Finally, a bumper sticker that tells the world what’s actually important — dogs over deadlines, obviously. Made from premium water-resistant vinyl tough enough to survive your questionable life choices (and the weather), the “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” sticker is your official excuse for every late arrival. Slap it on your car, bike, laptop, or forehead — wherever you need people to lower their expectations and increase their admiration.
Categories : Accessories, Car Accessories
Tag : dog bumper sticker, dog lover humor, funny car decal, paws before people, sorry I’m late sticker
Let’s be honest — your car deserves a better conversation starter than “Honk if you’re lonely.” Enter the “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” bumper sticker: the ultimate way to let strangers know you have your priorities straight (dogs first, everything else… maybe later). Built tough with premium water-resistant vinyl and blessed with a matte finish smoother than your last relationship, this sticker will survive sun, rain, and questionable parking decisions. Stick it on and prepare for endless nods of respect at every red light.
Key Features:
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Premium Water-Resistant Vinyl: Because your deep love for dogs shouldn’t melt in the rain.
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Matte Finish: So fancy, it practically demands a runway appearance (but on your bumper).
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Eco-Friendly Printing: Good for the planet, because dogs live here too.
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UV Protective Laminate: Your sticker will outlive your latest social media trend.
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Peel, Stick, and Dominate: Easy application so you can get back to more important things — like finding dogs to admire.
Care Instructions:
Treat it like your favorite dog photo:
Wipe gently with a clean, soft cloth. Start from the center and brush outward. No harsh chemicals — unless you want the sticker to ghost you.Size Guide:
(aka which size fits your vibe)
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Small But Sassy: 7.5″ × 3.75″ – Compact but powerful.
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Medium Flex: 11″ × 3″ – A little louder, a little prouder.
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Large and Legendary: 15″ × 3.75″ – Because subtlety is overrated.
Pro Tip: Stick it slightly crooked for that I have my life together but also like to party aesthetic. Bonus points if it’s the first thing seen at the dog park parking lot.
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7.5″ × 3.75″ 11″ × 3″ 15″ × 3.75″ Width, in 7.50 11.00 15.00 Length, in 3.75 3.00 3.75 -