Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Bucket Hat (Embroidery)
$27.52
Because life’s too short to be on time and not look adorable, this “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” bucket hat is your new excuse and outfit upgrade in one. Crafted from breathable cotton twill and blessed with enough shade to avoid both sunburn and responsibility, it’s the stylish armor you need for dog-spotting adventures — and avoiding eye contact with punctual people.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : casual dog fashion, chasing dogs in style, dog lovers bucket hat, funny embroidered hat, Sorry I’m Late Hat
When punctuality is optional but style is mandatory, you need a bucket hat that says, “I’m fashionable and easily distracted by four-legged cuteness.” Crafted from 100% cotton twill and blessed with breathable sewn eyelets, this embroidered beauty is ready to shield your majestic head from the sun, while giving off strong “professional dog spotter” vibes. One size fits most because we’re all in this questionable-life-choice club together.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton Twill: For that “I’m casual, but I know what’s up” texture.
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Breathable Sewn Eyelets: Because sweaty heads are not cute.
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One Size Fits Most: Unless your head is the size of a watermelon… then maybe pray.
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Durable & Stylish: Built to survive dog parks, music festivals, and awkward small talk.
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Embroidery That Slays: Loud enough to notice you, subtle enough to forgive you for being late.
Care Instructions:
- Hand wash like you’re washing the tears of someone who showed up on time.
- Air dry it like a vintage wine.
Size Guide:
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Crown Height: 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) of pure dog-watching power
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Brim Width: 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) for stylish shade and side-eye coverage
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One Size: Fits most brilliant, distracted humans
Pro Tip: Perfect for shielding yourself from judgmental glares when you show up late… again… because dog.
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