Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Bucket Hat
$22.32
Fashionably late? Good. Fashionably late because you saw a dog? Iconic. Top off your chaotic-neutral vibe with this 100% cotton bucket hat that screams, “Yes, I’m distracted by puppies and proud of it.” Reinforced brim, all-day comfort, and enough shade to block both the sun and the haters. One size fits all heads full of dog memes and questionable life choices.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : canine couture, dog bucket hat, Dog Lover Merch, fashionably late, headwear for humans with priorities
This hat doesn’t just block the sun – it blocks responsibility, adulting, and the social expectation of being on time. Made from 100% cotton and forged in the fires of casual coolness, this bucket hat is your new go-to for everything from music festivals to avoiding eye contact at the dog park. It features a reinforced brim so you can look sharp even when your plans are not, and the tear-away label means it’s just as commitment-phobic as you are.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton: Soft, breathable, and rugged enough for both sunny hikes and intense existential crises.
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Reinforced Brim: Structurally sound like your excuses, but way cuter.
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One Size: Because your head is perfect just the way it is (and the hat agrees).
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Side Eyelets: For ventilation and casual judgment of late arrivals.
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Tear Away Label: Because we all deserve a clean break once in a while.
Care Instructions:
- Spot clean only (no full-blown laundry drama).
- Do not bleach (we like it dark and moody).
- Lay flat to dry – this hat’s more relaxed than your weekend plans.
Size Guide:
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Head circumference: 24.5 in – roomy enough for thoughts, dreams, and an overactive imagination.
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Height: 3.5 in – not too tall, not too short, just right for sipping iced coffee and ignoring emails.
Pro Tip: Pairs best with a sense of adventure, a strong iced latte, and at least one dog you don’t own but definitely talk to like it’s your child.
#DistractedByDogsAgain, #BucketHatEnergy, #CanineChic, #DogSpottingUniform, #FashionablyFurward 🐾🐶🧢
One size Head circumference, in 24.50 Height, in 3.50 -