Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Apron (AOP)

Spice up your cooking adventures (or your takeout-plating performance) with an apron that’s equal parts style, practicality, and unapologetic tardiness. Made from durable, lightweight polyester with a silky finish, this apron is so comfortable you’ll forget you’re wearing it—until someone compliments it and you dramatically pose while holding a spatula. With two roomy front pockets for your utensils, phone, snacks, or dog treats, it’s a must-have for culinary chaos and kitchen flair.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Fabric: Strong, wrinkle-resistant, and emotionally prepared for hot sauce mishaps.

• Silky Lightweight Finish: Feels fancier than your actual cooking skills.

• All-Over Print Design: Your excuse is front and center—no explanations necessary.

• Adjustable Neck Strap: So even your apron is more adaptable than your dinner guests.

• Choice of Black or White Straps + Buckle: Because aesthetics matter, even when you’re burning the garlic bread.

• Two Spacious Front Pockets: Perfect for holding tools, snacks, passive-aggressive recipe notes, or emergency cheese.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only (your apron deserves a little pampering)

• Iron/steam on low heat if it ever stops being fabulous

• No tumble drying, no bleach, no dry cleaning—just like your drama

📏 Size Guide:

• This apron is one-size-fits-most with a flattering fit and room to move (and flail dramatically when you realize you forgot to preheat the oven).
• Approx. 28.35″ wide x 32.48″ long — aka “generous coverage for ambitious spills.”

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with matching oven mitts and a completely unnecessary sense of culinary superiority. Wear it to cook, grill, bake, or just stand in the kitchen sipping wine and talking about how you were totally going to make risotto. Bonus: it also doubles as a dog-hair barrier when your sous-chef insists on being underfoot.

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