Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Apron (AOP)

Because cooking is serious business… unless there’s a dog nearby, then it’s a tail-wagging emergency. This apron says exactly what every distracted pet parent is thinking. Made with durable poly twill and detachable black straps, it’s ideal for grilling, baking, or just pretending to be a responsible adult while thinking about that adorable corgi you saw in the parking lot.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Tougher than your willpower near snacks; dries quickly and resists kitchen chaos.

• One-sided print: Because no one needs to see spaghetti stains in high definition.

• Black Detachable Twill Straps: Detach and wash the evidence of your “culinary experiments.”

• 4 Buttonholes: More secure than your online passwords.

• Overlocked Seams: Keeps the apron intact—even if your mental stability isn’t.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your heart during tax season).
• No bleach (unless you’re into modern abstract napkin art).
• Tumble dry not recommended—let it air dry while you re-watch that dog video.
• Low heat ironing only (do not iron over your dog’s face, no matter how cute).
• No dry cleaning—aprons hate elitism.

Size Guide:

• Length: Long enough to cover you from mid-chest to just above the knees, unless you’re part giraffe.

• Waist Width: Wide enough to wrap comfortably around your kitchen confidence (or your snack stash).

• Strap Length: Generous straps to tie a nice bow—or a panic knot when things get spicy.

• Strap Width: Just the right width to feel sturdy, but not like you’re being restrained by a seatbelt.

Pro Tip: Pairs perfectly with an “I Burn Everything” oven mitt, a glass of wine, and your complete inability to ignore passing dogs mid-cook.

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