Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Adult Apron (AOP)

Whether you’re sautéing, baking, or just aggressively reheating leftovers, this apron says it all: “Yes, I’m late. Yes, it was a dog. No, I’m not sorry.” Made from 100% cotton with a polyester sublimation coating (aka durable and fabulous), this lightweight, tie-back apron keeps you clean, confident, and ready to stir up drama and dinner. Featuring a crisp, one-sided print and pristine white straps, it’s kitchen fashion at its most apologetically fabulous.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Cotton with Polyester Sublimation Coating: Soft, durable, and totally equipped for food fights and fashion emergencies.

• One-Sided Bold Print: Your excuse? Loud and proud, right across the front—where it belongs.

• Overlocked Seams: Strong, long-lasting, and less likely to unravel than your patience during family dinners.

• Tie-Back Closure: Adjustable for maximum comfort and flair-filled apron flounces.

• Lightweight & Moveable: Because you should be able to sprint from the oven to the dog window without tripping over style.

• One Size Fits Most: Unless “most” includes Great Danes. This is strictly a two-legged affair.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)

• Use a small amount of soap—this apron already carries enough personality

• No bleach (not even the excuse kind)

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron (seriously, it’s too hot already)

📏 Size Guide:

• Width: 23.5″

• Length: 33.19″

• Strap Length: 32.09″

Perfectly sized to cover your cooking self and a good portion of your “I swear I was only five minutes late” energy.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with matching oven mitts and your sassiest spatula. Great for cooking, gifting, or wearing while dramatically opening takeout containers and telling everyone you meant to cook, but a dog happened.

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