Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Accessory Pouch w T-bottom
$8.63 – $11.13
This pouch holds everything—except your ability to be on time. Whether it’s makeup, pens, or half your life in receipts, this t-bottom accessory bag is here to organize the chaos with style and just a dash of dog-induced distraction.
Categories : Accessories, Travel Accessories
Tag : dog excuse accessory bag, funny makeup pouch, late but stylish storage, multiuse chaos container, sarcastic zipper pouch
Is it a makeup bag? A pencil pouch? A travel sidekick? Yes. It’s everything and a bag of chips (well, not literally—crumbs are a choice). This T-bottom accessory pouch is here to hold your secrets, spare change, lip glosses, forgotten bobby pins, existential dread—whatever fits. Crafted from 100% spun polyester with a non-woven laminate interior, it’s as tough as your schedule is fragile. Available in multiple sizes, it zips up all your chaos with golden flair.
✨ Key Features:
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Spun Polyester Fabric: Wrinkle-free and emotionally stable (unlike your morning routine).
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T-Bottom Design: Stands up for itself—literally. Unlike your ex.
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Non-woven Interior Laminate: Because your eyeliner deserves a clean, drama-free zone.
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Zip Closure with Gold Puller: Because your pouch should be extra, even when you’re not.
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Made from Globally Fancy Parts: Fabric from France. Zip from Belgium. Assembled in the USA. This pouch travels more than you.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Remove your belongings before cleaning (yes, even the emergency gum).
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Spot clean with warm water and detergent.
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Air dry like it’s on a Parisian balcony.
📏 Size Guide:
Small – Perfect for lipstick, pens, and emergency snacks.
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Top: 8.66″
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Bottom: 6.75″
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Height: 4.72″
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Width: 2.36″
Large – Great for makeup, cords, or your entire to-do list you plan to ignore.
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Top: 12.60″
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Bottom: 9.75″
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Height: 7.28″
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Width: 3.15″
💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with your favorite “I meant to do that” attitude. Makes a fab gift for makeup hoarders, stationery addicts, or anyone who needs a stylish excuse pouch.
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Small Large Top length, in 8.66 12.60 Bottom length, in 6.75 9.75 Width, in 2.36 3.15 Height, in 4.72 7.28 -