Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Accessory Pouch

Is it a pouch or is it a lifestyle? Yes. This flat accessory pouch can moonlight as a pencil case, a cosmetic bag, a snack stash, or the black hole where bobby pins go to disappear. Made from wrinkle-hating polyester and fused with either white or black laminate inside (like a fashionable secret), this pouch is here to hold your mess in style—even if your life isn’t zipped up quite as nicely.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Spun Polyester Fabric: Doesn’t wrinkle, doesn’t care, and definitely won’t judge.

• Flat Corners: Sleek, minimal, and perfect for pretending you have your life together.

• Color-Coordinated Lining: Comes with either black or white interior laminate, depending on zipper color—because your pouch deserves coordination even if your socks don’t.

• Durable Zipper with Gold Puller: Shiny enough to distract you from your existential dread.

• Assembled in the USA with International Flair: Fabric from France, zipper from Belgium—this pouch is classier than your last three relationships.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Remove everything first (yes, even that mystery mint).

• Spot clean with warm water and detergent.

• Let it air dry like it’s reflecting on its life choices.

📏 Size Guide:

Small – Perfect for pens, gloss, or emotionally-supportive snacks.

• Length: 8.35″

• Height: 5.98″

Large – Fits makeup, cables, or that to-do list you’re ignoring.

• Length: 11.81″

• Height: 8.35″

💡 Pro Tip: Great for gifting to friends who are always “just five minutes away” and carrying enough lip balm to moisturize an army. Bonus: It fits in most totes, glove boxes, and your secret drawer of shame.

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