Home is Where My Dog is Woven Tote

This tote isn’t here to blend in—it’s here to carry snacks, secrets, and your dog’s favorite slobber towel in full woven glory. Crafted from tightly woven polyester for crystal-clear image clarity and paired with 100% cotton webbing straps that treat your shoulders better than most relationships, this tote does the heavy lifting so you can focus on being effortlessly fabulous.

With the same bold design on both sides (because your tote shouldn’t have a “bad side”) and double-stitched seams built tougher than your dog’s chew toy, it’s equal parts form, function, and “yes, I am that person who brings a bag everywhere.”

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Woven Polyester Body: Strong, sleek, and resistant to life’s stretch-and-shrink chaos. Holds its shape better than your self-control in the treat aisle.

• 100% Cotton Straps (1” Wide): Soft on the shoulders, firm in commitment. Long enough for over-the-shoulder strutting, short enough to avoid whacking passersby.

• Double-Sided Print: Same stunning design front and back—because your tote doesn’t believe in bad angles.

• Double-Stitched Seams: Reinforced for durability so you can carry everything except the emotional baggage. (That stays at home with the dog.)

• Tightly Woven Threads: Boosts image quality and boosts your tote’s ability to outshine every bag in the room.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Spot Clean Only – No wild spa days, please.

• Dry Clean for the Bougie Treatment – If your tote’s had a rough week, send it to the professionals.

• Do Not Machine Wash – It’s woven, not invincible.

📏 Size Guide:

• Spacious Interior – Roomy enough to carry your essentials, non-essentials, and three snacks you swore weren’t for the dog.

• Tote Height – Tall enough for notebooks, lunch, and your emotional support hoodie.

• Tote Width – Wide enough for a tablet, a novel you’ll pretend to read, and a small emergency snack stash.

• 1” Cotton Straps – Thick, comfy, and built for stylish over-the-shoulder power moves.

• One Size Fits Your Entire Day – From brunch to dog park to “oops I impulse-shopped again.”

💡 Pro Tip: Perfect for days when you want to look like you totally have it together. Bonus: doubles as a soft barricade between you and small talk. Pair it with sunglasses and a dog in tow for full main-character-at-the-market energy.

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