Home is Where My Dog is Weekender Bag

Let’s face it: you’re not “just going away for the weekend.” You’re packing like you’re fleeing the country—with chew toys, backup leashes, emotional baggage, and yes, snacks (mostly for the dog). This oversized Weekender Tote is built to handle it all—whether you’re heading to the beach, the mountains, or just escaping your responsibilities for 48 hours.

Made with a wrinkle-free spun polyester exterior, it gives you that put-together-but-covered-in-dog-fur look. The wide mouth opening makes it easy to cram in more than you planned, and the thick cotton rope handles scream, I brunch but I also rescue poodles. Spoiler alert: your dog’s probably still coming with you.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Spun Polyester Exterior: Looks sharp, doesn’t wrinkle, and unlike you—requires no ironing. Holds its shape like a well-trained Labrador (so… rare).

• Cream Sheeting Interior (50% Cotton, 50% Polyester): Soft, stylish, and perfectly neutral—like your polite “no” to yet another weekend plan that doesn’t involve dogs.

• Rope Handles (27″ long): Sturdy enough to carry your life, your regrets, and three dog-themed outfits. Plus, they go through gold metal grommets, because this bag is classy like that.

• T-Bottom Design: Adds structure and space for things like beach towels, spare shoes, and an overwhelming sense of optimism.

• Assembled in the USA: From globally sourced parts—because even your bag is better traveled than your in-laws.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Remove your dog’s toys, treats, and miscellaneous socks.

• Spot clean with warm water and mild detergent using a soft cloth or brush.

• Air dry like you’re airing out your past decisions.

• Do not machine wash—this bag is fancy, not feral.

📏 Size Guide:

One Size (24″ x 13″) – Big enough for a full weekend escape (or one really chaotic dog park run).

• Length: Fits rolled-up clothes, towels, and the occasional emergency squeaky toy.

• Height: Tall enough for snacks stacked on snacks.

• Width: Roomy enough for an extra pair of shoes—or paws.

• Handle Drop: Long enough to swing over your shoulder and still make a dramatic exit from brunch.

💡 Pro Tip: Pack a spare outfit. Not for you—for your dog, because someone will compliment their style, and you’ll want to pretend you totally planned it. Also doubles as a stylish “oh this old thing?” flex at airports, road trips, or dog-friendly wine tastings.

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