Home is Where My Dog is Unisex Classic Backpack

This backpack doesn’t just carry your stuff—it carries your personality. Crafted from waterproof soft nylon and built tougher than your last attempt at a houseplant, this unisex classic backpack is ready for school runs, weekend wanders, or accidental jogs to catch the bus. It’s got charm, it’s got space, and it definitely says, “I have my life mostly together.” Bonus points: it goes with everything, including your emotional support snacks.

Key Features:

• 100% Soft Nylon Canvas: Tougher than your inbox on a Monday morning, this tear-resistant fabric is ready for whatever life—and your dog—throws at it.

• Padded Back: Because your spine deserves a hug. Enjoy breathable padding that’s comfier than your ex’s excuses.

• Durable Zipper Closure: Zips smoother than small talk at brunch. Keeps your secrets (and your laptop) secure.

• Adjustable Shoulder Straps: Whether you’re tall, small, or somewhere in between, these straps get you. No judgment.

• Waterproof: Rain? Spilled latte? A rogue water balloon? This bag doesn’t flinch.

Care Instructions:

• Evict all contents (no stowaway granola bars allowed).
• Spot treat stains like they’ve personally offended you.
• Mix warm water with a little detergent, scrub with a soft brush or washcloth, and let your backpack air dry like a diva in a breeze.

Size Guide:

• Length – 13.19″ Perfect for books, laptops, and that oddly large burrito you swore you wouldn’t eat.

• Width – 6.89″ Enough depth to hold all your unresolved issues… and a water bottle.

• Height – 16.93″ Tall enough to tower over your fashion regrets. Also fits your entire day’s needs.

Pro Tip: Pair this backpack with your favorite “I forgot my coffee but remembered my dog” expression. Works great as a fashion statement and an emotional support vessel during spontaneous life crises.

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