Home is Where My Dog is Trucker Retro Hat

Step into a time machine and head straight to the land of mullets, mixtapes, and moonwalking dogs. The Home is Where My Dog is Trucker Retro Hat takes the vintage trucker cap you vaguely remember from your childhood and gives it a glow-up. With a classic six-panel, mid-profile structure and enough mesh to qualify as dog park fencing, this snapback is breathable, nostalgic, and ready to announce your undying loyalty—to your dog, obviously.

🔑 Key Features:

• 74% Polyester, 26% Cotton: Soft yet strong—like your dog’s love, but without the drool.

• Structured Six-Panel Design: Holds its shape better than your last relationship.

• Mid-Profile Fit: Not too high, not too low—Goldilocks would approve.

• Permacurv® Visor: Keeps its curve no matter how dramatic your head turns.

• Mesh Back: Built-in AC for your scalp.

• Adjustable Snapback Closure: One size fits most humans (dogs not included).

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Spot clean like you’re gently apologizing for spilling iced coffee on a first date.
• Use mild detergent, soak for 15 minutes (time for a mini nap), rinse, pat dry, reshape like you’re Michelangelo, and let it air dry like a diva.
• No machine drama, please.

📏 Size Guide:

• One Size Fits Most: If your head isn’t the size of a beach ball or a walnut, you’re golden.

• Mid Profile: The sweet spot between “dad cap chill” and “high crown peacock.”

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with your dog’s favorite leash and suddenly you’re the stylish alpha of the pack. Bonus points if you both wear mesh.

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