Home is Where My Dog is Tote Bag
$21.72
Whether you’re hauling dog treats, questionable life choices, or just your daily essentials, this 100% cotton tote bag is here to carry the emotional baggage—literally. Featuring long handles with cross-stitching strong enough to survive a squirrel chase and enough space to fit everything except your dog’s judgment, it’s the perfect companion for dog moms on the go. Warning: may cause spontaneous tail wags.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : Dog Lover Tote, funny cotton bag, home is where my dog is, paws and carry, Tote-ally Obsessed
Is your love for your dog so strong it needs a tote bag to carry it around? Meet the Home is Where My Dog is cotton tote – your portable declaration of canine obsession. Made of 100% cotton and stitched with more dedication than your dog has for bacon, this bag can handle groceries, gym clothes, books, and the emotional weight of leaving your pup at home for 20 minutes. It’s colorful, sturdy, and full of attitude—just like your dog on a sugar high.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton: Naturally breathable, shockingly dependable—basically the Saint Bernard of fabrics.
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Cross-Stitched Handles: Stronger than your dog’s will to chase squirrels. Reinforced for durability, because we all know tote overload is a lifestyle.
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Flat Corners: Sleek and tidy, unlike your living room after Zoomies o’clock.
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REACH Certified: That means it’s safe, sustainable, and approved by Very Fancy Humans in Lab Coats.
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Color Options: Like your dog’s moods—diverse, vibrant, and mostly unpredictable.
Care Instructions:
- Take everything out (especially the ancient granola bar crumbs).
- Pretreat stains with your fiercest glare (and some stain remover).
- Mix warm water with laundry detergent and gently scrub using a soft brush or cloth. Let it air dry—just like your humor, it doesn’t do well under pressure.
Size Guide:
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Width: Holds enough snacks for you and your dog
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Height: Tall enough to carry your dignity (or 3 baguettes)
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Handle Height: Shoulder-friendly, even when weighed down by too many bad decisions (or avocados)
Pro Tip: This bag doubles as a signal to the world: “Yes, I have dog hair on everything I own—and I’m fabulous.” Also makes a great conversation starter at farmer’s markets, especially with fellow pet parents and people who think your dog’s face belongs on a stamp.
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One size Width, in 14.96 Height, in 16.54 Handle width, in 0.79 Handle height, in 12.20 -
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