Home is Where My Dog is Tea Towels (cotton, poly)

Whether you’re drying dishes or just flinging it dramatically over your shoulder like a domestic icon, this tea towel has your back (and your countertop). Made in your choice of lightweight cotton twill for the classy crumbs or polyester for the splashy drama, this 18″ × 30″ towel is the trusty sous-chef you never knew you needed. Bonus: it doesn’t talk back like the blender.

Key Features:

• Material Options: Choose between cotton twill (for the earth-toned traditionalist) or polyester (for the splash-proof rebel).

• One-Sided Print: Looks good on one side. Just like your ex.

• Hemmed Edges: Because raw edges are for salads, not home decor.

• Vibrant Colors: Powered by printing tech fancier than your espresso machine—crisp, bright, and bold enough to make Grandma jealous.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F), gentle cycle

• Use mild detergent (not your bubble bath, Karen)

• Do not bleach (unless tie-dye chaos is your thing)

• Tumble dry low like your standards at 2 a.m.

Size Guide:

• 18″ × 30″ – Ideal for dishes, counters, or pretending you’re in a cooking show.

Pro Tip: Hang it neatly to look like you’ve got your life together—bonus points if it distracts guests from the takeout containers in the sink.

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