Home is Where My Dog is Tea Towel

Unleash some canine-powered charm in your kitchen with the Home is Where My Dog is Tea Towel. Whether you’re drying your dishes or just pretending to be domestic while waiting for your delivery to arrive, this 100% cotton towel is here to wipe away your messes and your tears of joy. Printed on one side with humor and love, it’s absorbent, soft, and just judgmental enough to let your guests know that you clearly prioritize your dog over doing the actual dishes.

Key Features:

• 100% Cotton:Naturally absorbent and snuggly soft—like a Labrador’s hug, minus the shedding.

• One-Sided Print: The front says “adorable,” the back says “I’ve seen things… mostly gravy spills.”

• Hemmed Edges: Stitched sturdier than your last relationship. Durable and tidy with zero frayed drama.

• Super Absorbent & Quick-Drying: Sucks up water faster than your dog slurping out of your wine glass when you’re not looking.

• Pre-Constructed with a Side of Surprise: Size may vary by up to 1″, because life—and towel manufacturing—isn’t always exact.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle.
• Tumble dry low.
• Do not bleach unless you want it to scream in cotton.
• Iron on low heat for that crisp, pretentious tea-party look.
• Do not dry clean—this towel doesn’t have a trust fund.

Size Guide:

• Width: 28 inches – Covers most of your counter and some of your life choices.

• Height: 28 inches – Big enough to dry a dish, wrap a wine bottle, or stage a mini puppet show.

Pro Tip: Hang it over your oven door for instant “Yes, I’m a functioning adult” energy—or keep one handy to wipe your tears every time your dog chooses the couch over your lap.

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