Home is Where My Dog is Tablecloths

Introducing the tablecloth that proves two things can be true at once: you have fabulous taste and a furry roommate who runs the house. Crafted from 100% cotton twill tougher than your dog’s chew toy, this tablecloth is the ultimate combo of classy and casual. Whether you’re hosting a five-course meal or just microwaving leftovers for the third night in a row, this stylish textile will make your table look like Martha Stewart met a golden retriever in a rustic farmhouse Pinterest board. Fade-resistant? Absolutely. Dog-hair-resistant? Okay, let’s not get crazy.

Key Features:

• 100% Cotton Twill – Like your favorite jeans, but way more polite at dinner.

• Fade-Resistant Print – Because style should last longer than your diet.

• Hemmed Edges – Not just a pretty seam—this edge is stronger than your willpower at a buffet.

• Two Size Options – For small tables, large gatherings, or emotional support snack zones.

• One-Sided Print – Let the top shine while the underside lives its mysterious double life.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart (max 30°C/90°F).
• Gentle cycle with mild detergent.
• Do not bleach unless you’re into blotchy abstract art.
• Line dry like it’s 1995.

Size Guide:

• 58″ x 58″ – Perfect for square tables, solo diners with a flair for drama, or four-person pasta parties.

• 58″ x 102″ – Ideal for long tables, big family feasts, or holiday dinners with your dog as the emotional support guest.

Pro Tip: Pair this tablecloth with a matching attitude and a dog who shamelessly begs under the table. Bonus points if you match it with our napkins—because why should your dog be the only one in the house with a coordinated aesthetic?

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