Home is Where My Dog is Tablecloth
$33.62
Dress your table like it’s expecting dinner with royalty (or at least the dog who thinks he is). This square tablecloth doesn’t just cover surfaces — it covers sins, mystery stains, and yesterday’s crumbs with unapologetic flair. Printed edge-to-edge and made of 100% polyester, it’s basically wrinkle-resistant magic with a personality. Because let’s face it — your dog’s style deserves matching linens.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : canine couture dining, dog tablecloth, funny dog decor, home is where my dog is, pet lover kitchen
Finally—a tablecloth that matches your love for decorative flair and dog hair. This paw-sitively delightful polyester masterpiece is here to transform your table from “blah” to “Bow-WOW.” With a one-sided edge-to-edge print and a size that says “I can totally host brunch now,” it’s the unsung hero of dinner parties, pet birthday celebrations, or just disguising that mystery stain you’ve given up on.
Whether you’re serving a 5-course meal or just kibble (hey, no judgment), this lightweight, low-maintenance cloth ensures your table stays dressed to impress—even if your guests are mostly four-legged.
Key Features:
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🐾 100% Polyester: Stronger than your willpower near a cheese board.
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🖼 Full-Print Design: From edge to glorious edge—no naked corners here.
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🎨 Vibrant Colors: As bold and brilliant as your dog’s personality.
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💨 Lightweight: Feels like a whisper on your table (and folds like a dream).
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💡 One Size to Rule Them All: 55.1″ x 55.1″ of dinner party dominance.
Care Instructions:
Spilled wine? Dog drool? No problem.
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
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Use non-chlorine bleach if needed
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Tumble dry low
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Do not iron (because wrinkles add character, right?)
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No dry cleaning required—this isn’t 1997.
Size Guide:
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Height: 55.12″ – Tall enough to drape like it belongs in a catalog, not your laundry pile.
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Length: 55.12″ – Square and symmetrical, just like your dog’s judgment when you eat without sharing.
Pro Tip: Pairs perfectly with a glass of wine, a candlelit dinner, and a dog that refuses to sit anywhere but your lap. Bonus points if your meal includes crumbs for sharing.
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One size Height, in 55.12 Length, in 55.12 -