Home is Where My Dog is Table Runner (Cotton, Poly)
Price range: $26.17 through $39.10
Turn your table from “meh” to “marvelous” faster than your dog can steal a dinner roll. The Home is Where My Dog is Table Runner comes in cotton twill for that understated, “yes I bake sourdough” vibe or polyester if you want your table to shout “look at me!” Perfect for pet-friendly parties or passive-aggressively stylish brunches, it’s the only runner you’ll ever need—unless you’re talking about chasing your dog down the street. Again.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : canine chic, dinner party chaos, dog table runner, home decor with fur, table fashionista
Let your dining table strut its stuff like it’s headed for a runway walk straight out of a rustic dog-loving farmhouse catalog. Whether you’re throwing a dinner party for humans or hosting a feast fit for a furry friend, this table runner screams, “Yes, I own a dog. Yes, we eat in style.” Choose between the subtle elegance of cotton twill or the bold brilliance of polyester. Either way, you’re elevating your table from “meh” to “magnificent.”
Key Features:
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Two Material Options: Cotton Twill (DTF print) for that classic, artfully-muted look, or Polyester (sublimation) if you want your table screaming with color (in a tasteful, indoor-voice kind of way).
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One-Sided Print: Because no one flips a table runner—unless it’s a dramatic Thanksgiving showdown.
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Hemmed Edges: Polished, stitched, and ready for judgmental in-laws or slobbery dogs.
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Size Choices: Available in 16″ × 72″ (aka “standard fabulous”) or 16″ × 90″ (aka “go big or go home”).
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F), gentle cycle with mild detergent.
- No bleach, no tumble dry—line dry only.
- Your table runner deserves spa treatment, not a spin-cycle rodeo.
Size Guide:
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16″ x 72″ – Perfect for most mortal-sized tables (dinner for four and still room for drama).
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16″ x 90″ – For larger tables, holiday feasts, or if your dog insists on extra elbow room.
Pro Tip: Pair this runner with dog hair-covered chairs for a fully immersive, authentic dog-parent dining experience. Bonus points if your dog sits at the head of the table like royalty (as they should).
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