Home is Where My Dog is Small Cell Phone Wallet

Whether you’re heading to the market or plotting an international escape (with your dog’s approval, of course), this small cell phone wallet is your perfect plus-one. Lightweight and compact like your dog’s sense of personal space, this stylish sidekick features two flip-up compartments—one for your precious device and another for stashing secret snacks (okay, cards). Crafted from faux leather so convincing, cows are filing lawsuits. The adjustable strap lets you rock it crossbody, over-the-shoulder, or elegantly flung in protest at poor Wi-Fi.

Key Features:

• 100% High-Grade Faux Leather: Looks expensive. Isn’t. Also, not a single cow was mooo-lested in the making.

• Two Main Compartments & Hidden Card Slots: For your phone, cards, and anything else you pretend is essential.

• Adjustable Strap: Wear it long, wear it short, or detach it and pretend you’re spontaneous.

• Bright, Crisp Prints: So bold, your dog might develop fashion envy.

• Compact & Lightweight: Fits your phone, your style, and possibly your emotional baggage.

Care Instructions:

• Remove everything (even your regrets), then mix warm water with a little laundry detergent.
• Use a soft bristle brush or a clean washcloth.
• Gently wipe, air dry, and never ever expose it to direct sunlight unless you’re trying to create wallet jerky.

Size Guide:

• Length: 7.5 inches – Just long enough to make your oversized phone feel cozy.

• Height: 4.9 inches – Taller than your patience at the DMV.

• Width: 1 inch – Slim enough for your minimalist alter ego.

• Strap Length: Adjustable from 29.6″ to 51.2″ – Like yoga for your accessories.

Pro Tip: Store your phone, credit cards, and emergency dog treat in this all-in-one wallet and save yourself the stress of rummaging through your tote like a raccoon at midnight.

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