Home is Where My Dog Is Sling Bag

Whether you’re power-walking to the dog park, pretending to be outdoorsy on a “hike,” or simply avoiding eye contact with your to-do list, the Home is Where My Dog Is Sling Bag is here to haul your chaos stylishly. With three zippered compartments for your daily essentials (and at least one squeaky toy), this bag says, “Yes, I have treats in here. No, they’re not for you.”

Wear it crossbody or slung over one shoulder like the effortlessly cool, highly-caffeinated dog parent you are.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Construction: Stronger than your dog’s willpower near a hot dog stand. Tough, flexible, and basically life-proof.

• Three Zippered Compartments: For your phone, wallet, keys, lint roller, emergency snacks, and that one random object you’ll forget why you packed.

• Adjustable Carrying Strap + Durable Plastic D-Rings: Clip it, sling it, swing it—lefty, righty, however your back prefers to not be yelled at today.

• Zipper Closure: Because we all know that “open pouch” is dog code for “sniff and steal.”

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Spot clean with a soft cloth and mild detergent.

• Or dry clean it like the classy dog parent you pretend to be.

• Do not machine wash unless you’re aiming for “wrinkled tortilla with a zipper” vibes.

📏 Size Guide:

Just the right size for everything you think you need.

• Length: Long enough for snacks, phone, and mysterious crumbs.

• Width: Roomy, but not “stuff your chihuahua in it” roomy.

• Height: Petite, stylish, and still deeper than your dog’s love for bacon.

💡 Pro Tip: Designate one pocket strictly for treats. You’ll become the most popular person at the dog park. (Or a walking vending machine. Either way—iconic.)

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