Home is Where My Dog is Shoulder Tote Bag (AOP)
$23.50
Forget diamonds—this tote is your new best friend. The Home is Where My Dog is Shoulder Tote Bag isn’t just a canvas sack of convenience—it’s your stylish sidekick in the war against plastic bags, boring accessories, and people who don’t stop to pet your dog. Made from 100% cotton and printed so fabulously it practically wags its own tail, this bag is here to carry your stuff and your canine obsession with equal flair.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : canine cargo couture, Dog Lover Tote, funny cotton tote, home is where the dog is, sarcastic shoulder bag
Meet the tote bag that says “I love my dog” louder than your barking neighbor. Whether you’re hauling groceries, gym clothes, or enough snacks to appease your four-legged overlord, this all-over print shoulder tote adds flair to your fetch-and-go lifestyle. Made with 100% cotton and seasoned with equal parts sass and utility, this bag was practically born to carry your chaotic existence—with style, of course.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton: As natural as your dog’s ability to bark at nothing at 3 a.m.
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Lightweight: So featherlight, you might forget you’re carrying 15 pounds of unnecessary items.
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Long Shoulder Handles: Designed for over-the-shoulder drama-free schlepping, even when life’s got you carrying emotional baggage too.
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Reinforced Stitching: Stitched tougher than your resolve not to adopt another dog.
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All-Over Print with REACH-Certified Inks: Bright, bold, and printed with inks so safe even your vet would approve.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F).
- Avoid bleach, tumble dryers, and ironing—this bag likes to keep things low-maintenance, just like your dream dog.
- Pro tip: Pre-soap for extra sparkle.
Size Guide:
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Width: 18.31″ – That’s roomy enough for snacks, dog toys, and your regrets.
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Length: 16.54″ – Like a vertical hug for your groceries.
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Handle Length: 31.50″ – Swing it, sling it, strut like you’re on a dogwalk.
Pro Tip: Pair this tote with a smug grin and a latte while loudly declaring how eco-conscious and dog-devoted you are. Bonus points if your pup gets their own matching accessory.
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