Home is Where My Dog is Quilted Placemat
$14.70
Keep your table looking fabulous and Fido-approved with the Home is Where My Dog is Quilted Placemat. It’s durable, delightfully dog-themed, and doubles as protection from both hot plates and hot gossip. Made of 100% polyester with a chic grey backside—just like your attitude before coffee.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : dog placemat, gourmet pup gear, pawsh mealtime accessories, slobber-resistant dining, table manners for mutts
Finally, a placemat that’s more loyal than your ex and almost as fluffy as your dog’s belly. The Home is Where My Dog is Quilted Placemat doesn’t just keep your table clean—it elevates it to a throne worthy of culinary royalty and slobbery sidekicks alike. Crafted from durable 100% polyester with a stylish grey backing, this placemat is your new table MVP—Most Valuable Placemat.
Whether you’re hosting a doggy dinner party or just trying to convince yourself that cereal counts as a meal, this beauty says, “I have taste…and a dog.”
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Tougher than a chew toy and far less slobbery. Resists shrinking, stretching, and shameful spaghetti stains.
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Hemmed Edges: Because your table deserves the same level of tailoring as your dog’s Halloween costume.
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Grey Backing: Sophisticated, subtle, and perfect for catching crumbs—or existential dread during brunch.
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Durable & Easy-Care: It holds up to daily dining disasters and your passive-aggressive casserole nights.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) on gentle cycle with mild detergent.
- Do not bleach (even if it’s seen things).
- Tumble dry low—just like your patience.
Size Guide:
All measurements are for the placemat, not your life decisions.
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Width: 12″ – Enough space for a plate, fork, and questionable snack choices.
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Height: 18″ – Tall enough to command table presence, short enough to not be a tablecloth.
Pro Tip: Pair this placemat with wine, cheese, and a disinterested dog staring at your food. Instant class. Add more for guests—or don’t. We support introverted dining.
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