Home is Where My Dog is PU Leather Shoulder Bag

Welcome to the haute couture of canine devotion. This PU leather shoulder bag says, “Yes, I have a dog, and yes, it’s my entire personality.” Crafted from high-grade faux leather that screams luxury without the guilt, it’s the perfect companion for those spontaneous brunches, emergency treat runs, or strutting through Target like it’s Paris Fashion Week. Spacious enough to fit everything but your dog (unless it’s a Chihuahua), and stylish enough to get compliments from actual humans.

Key Features:

• 100% PU Leather: Fancy-sounding fake leather that feels bougie but is still vegan. The cows approve.

• Vibrant Double-Sided Print: You’ll look fabulous from all angles—even the side where you accidentally tucked your receipt.

• Adjustable Handles: Whether you’re tall, short, or built like your dog’s favorite tree, this strap’s got your back. Literally.

• Gold Zipper & Buckles: Because silver is for quitters. Shine bright, you fabulous mutt mom.

• Roomy Interior With Secret Pockets: For lip balm, poop bags, your dignity—whatever’s left of it.

Care Instructions:

Don’t toss it in a volcano or let it sunbathe in the Sahara. To clean:

• Empty out your snack stash.

• Spot treat visible drama with stain remover.

• Wipe gently with warm water + detergent and a soft cloth or brush.

• Air dry like it just got back from a spa weekend.

Size Guide:

• 16” x 10” – Ideal for minimalists who still carry 3 types of dog treats.

• 17” x 11” – For those who think “just in case” is a lifestyle, not a phrase.
  Both come with handles around 28” long, perfect for shoulder swinging and attention grabbing.

Pro Tip: Add a squeaky toy inside—not for the dog, but to deter people from touching your bag. It’s fashion and defense.

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