Home is Where My Dog is Poly Twill Napkin

Fancy enough for royalty, but designed for homes where the real king is wearing a collar and shedding on the couch. Our Home is Where My Dog is Poly Twill Napkin is the perfect blend of charm, sass, and slobber-friendly sophistication. Whether you’re throwing a dinner party or just trying to eat spaghetti without wiping your hands on your pants, this napkin’s got you covered—literally.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Twill: As soft as your pup’s ears and tougher than your neighbor’s cat. Quick-drying, long-lasting, and ready to survive spaghetti night.

• Hemmed Edges: Finished edges for durability so even your messiest meals don’t unravel your sense of style.

• Fade-Resistant Print: Bold, bright, and as unfazed by hot sauce as your dog is by personal space.

• One-Sided Print: The fun’s on the front, because who needs personality on the back?

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) with mild detergent and on a gentle cycle—kind of like how you’d treat your own emotional state after the dog eats your leftovers.
• Do not bleach. Line dry like it’s the 1950s. Iron only if you’re feeling dangerously productive.

Size Guide:

Two sizes—because dinner needs vary, but dog hair is forever.

• 10″ × 10″ (Snack-Sized Sophistication): Perfect for appetizers, desserts, or dainty dog-themed wine spills.

• 22″ × 22″ (Napkin Royalty): The full spread for your full spread.

Pro Tip: Hosting a fancy brunch? Fold one of these into a swan and watch your guests pretend not to be impressed. Hosting a casual taco night? Wipe your hands dramatically and toss it over your shoulder like a true domestic legend. Either way, it says, “I dine with dogs—and taste.”

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