Home is Where My Dog is Poker Cards

Ready to raise the stakes, shuffle your dignity, and pretend you understand Texas Hold ’Em? Introducing the Home is Where My Dog is Poker Cards, where your personalized design turns every hand into a royal flair. These aren’t your average gas station cards—nope, these bad boys are printed on 300gsm glossy, UV-coated paper, which means they’re durable enough to survive high-stakes games, spilled drinks, and the occasional “my dog jumped on the table” moment.

Each deck includes 52 cards, 2 jokers (not including the friends you’re playing with), and comes in a white box classier than your poker night snacks.

🔑 Key Features:

• UV-Coated Glossy Finish: Shiny enough to distract your opponents, durable enough to survive your competitive rage.

• One Custom Back Design: Add your logo, artwork, or your dog in a crown—whatever makes you feel like the high roller you definitely aren’t.

• 300gsm Paper Stock: Thick, sturdy, and fancy-feeling—unlike that one friend who folds on the flop every time.

• Classic Poker Setup: 52 standard cards, 2 jokers, and endless opportunities to pretend you know what you’re doing.

• White Storage Box Included: Sleek. Clean. Totally incapable of hiding your guilt when you bluff badly.

• Adult Use Only: Because kids should be learning math—not how to lose gracefully with a straight face.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Dust Off Gently: Use a soft, dry cloth to clean each card like it’s the ace up your sleeve (or stuck under your dog).

• No Shuffling in the Bathtub: These cards are glossy, not waterproof. Keep them far from wine, water bowls, and poor decisions.

📏 Size Guide:

• Standard Poker Card Size 2.5″ x 3.7″ – Just the right size to hold, deal, and dramatically slap onto the table like you’re in a movie montage. Bonus points if you wear sunglasses indoors.

💡 Pro Tip: For the full experience, play poker with your dog in the room. They’ll stare you down better than any seasoned pro, and possibly eat the jokers—raising the stakes and the vet bill.

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