Home is Where My Dog is Placemat 1pc
$15.00
Add a dash of sophistication and a sprinkle of sass to your table with the “Home is Where My Dog is” Placemat—perfect for those who dine like royalty but also drop fries like toddlers. Made from durable cotton and blessed with good taste (yours, obviously), this one-sided wonder keeps your table classy while absorbing the chaos of dinner—with or without a drooling dog in attendance.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : cotton twill dining, dog lover kitchen decor, funny dog placemat, home is where my dog is, sarcastic table accessories
Fancy dinner party? Casual Tuesday snack attack? Either way, your table deserves the royal treatment—with a cotton placemat that says, “Yes, I dine with a dog, and yes, it’s fabulous.” Made from 100% cotton twill, this delightfully durable placemat turns your mealtime into a fashion-forward affair—while bravely deflecting crumbs, gravy splatters, and existential dread over what your dog just ate off the floor.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton Twill: Tougher than your dog’s guilt-stare and vintage-chic to boot.
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One-Sided Print with a Natural Back: One side says, “Pinterest-worthy,” the other says, “practical adulting.”
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Double-Layer Durability: Because if it can’t survive spaghetti night, it doesn’t deserve to be on your table.
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Hemmed Edges: Clean finishes to help distract from the chaos your dog is causing under the table.
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White Seam Thread: Classy, understated, and definitely not ketchup-resistant.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your heart when someone disrespects your dog),
- Do not bleach (we love our designs),
- No tumble-dry marathons—line dry for longevity,
- Low-heat ironing if you’re feeling domestic,
- And for the love of dogs, no dry cleaning.
Size Guide:
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Width: 18″ – enough space for a full plate or a full breakdown.
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Length: 14″ – ideal for elegant cutlery or just your dog’s chin waiting for scraps.
(Size may vary by up to 0.5″, much like your dinner plans when your dog steals the roast.)
Pro Tip: Pair with a matching napkin for the full “I-have-my-life-together” illusion. Bonus: the placemat makes an excellent emergency dog bib during surprise treat showers.
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