Home is Where My Dog is Mini Clutch Bag
$19.73
This mini clutch holds your cards, keys, and questionable life choices—all wrapped in cruelty-free faux leather with designer vibes. Chic, compact, and perfect for flexing your love for dogs and drama-free fashion.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : faux leather sass pouch, funny dog mini clutch, home is where my dog is, small bag big attitude, stylish storage for tiny chaos
Tiny but mighty, this mini clutch is proof that big personality comes in small, faux-leather packages. Designed for dog-loving fashionistas who travel light but live large, this portable pouch keeps your essentials close—cash, cards, keys, and possibly a biscuit (we’re not judging).
Made from cruelty-free faux leather with a sleek Saffiano pattern finish (yes, the same bougie texture invented by Prada), this bag is your go-to when your regular purse is basically a black hole of snack crumbs and regrets. With vibrant double-sided printing, a smooth gold zipper, and a don’t-mess-with-me kind of vibe, it’s small, sassy, and ready to party (or pick up poop bags in style).
✨ Key Features:
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100% Polyurethane Faux Leather: Vegan, durable, and guilt-free—unlike that third latte you just bought.
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Double-Sided Print: Your dog devotion printed loud and proud, front and back. Because subtlety is overrated.
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Saffiano Pattern Finish: That elegant textured look that whispers “luxury” while screaming “this was designed by someone who hugs their dog more than people.”
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Single Compartment: Perfect for a cardholder, a couple of keys, and the crumpled receipt for that chew toy you swore was “for the dog.”
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Gold Metal Zipper: Smooth, shiny, and way more reliable than your Wi-Fi.
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Black Interior Lining: Chic and moody—just like your coffee order.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Remove all contents (including dog hair and unclaimed lip balm).
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Spot clean with warm water and gentle detergent.
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Use a soft cloth or brush—this bag may be mini, but it deserves maxi respect.
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Air dry like a diva on a sun-drenched balcony.
📏 Size Guide:
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Compact & Convenient – Small enough to fit in your tote, yet big enough to carry your essentials without bursting at the seams—or your patience.
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Just the Right Fit – Ideal for cards, cash, lip balm, and that emergency dog treat you totally “forgot” was in there.
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Wrist-Friendly Dimensions – Lightweight and portable, it’s the grab-and-go bestie your oversized purse secretly resents.
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Slim & Stylish – Thin enough to keep your pockets happy and your outfit unbulky, but not so small it vanishes under your car seat.
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Single-Compartment Simplicity – One compartment, one mission: hold your stuff and look fabulous doing it.
💡 Pro Tip: Use it as a wallet, mini makeup bag, emergency snack carrier, or secret stash for your dog’s breath mints. Bonus: makes an excellent “I totally planned this” gift when you forgot someone’s birthday until five minutes ago.
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6.3” x 4” Width, in 6.30 Height, in 4.02 Depth, in 0.31 -