Home is Where My Dog is Low Profile Baseball Cap

Whether you’re walking the dog or just pretending to be outdoorsy, this low-profile baseball cap is here to keep you covered—literally and fashionably. Made from 100% cotton twill and built with a rebellious unstructured spirit, it says “I woke up like this” but with significantly more effort. The adjustable Velcro® closure ensures it fits like a hug from your dog: snug, soft, and judgment-free.

🧵 Key Features:

• 100% Cotton Twill: Stronger than your dog’s will to chase squirrels and smoother than your excuses for skipping leg day.

• Unstructured, Low-Fitting Design: It’s chill, relaxed, and doesn’t try too hard—just like your dog when you ask them to do literally anything.

• Adjustable Velcro® Closure: Because one size tries to fit all—and now it finally can, thanks to the magic of Velcro.

• Reinforced Stitching: Built to last longer than your new year’s resolutions.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Spot Clean Only: No need to throw it in a washer hurricane—just gently clean the dirty spots.

• Use Warm Water & Dish Soap: Think of it like washing a plate, but it sits on your head and has more personality.

• Avoid Soaking the Entire Hat: This isn’t a spa day. A little splash goes a long way.

• Use a Soft-Bristled Brush for Tough Stains: If it’s being stubborn, give it a gentle scrub—not a full interrogation.

• Air Dry Flat: Let it chill out and dry naturally. No dryers, no drama.

📏 Size Guide:

• Circumference: Measures around your majestic noggin—think crown, not clown. This tells you how snug (or gloriously roomy) the fit will be.

• Height: From the bottom edge to the top—because even hats have aspirations. This helps show how tall or low the hat will sit on your head.

• Width: Side-to-side flair—because it’s not just about front and back drama. Helps gauge the overall space coverage.

• Visor/Bill Length: That shady part keeping sun (and awkward eye contact) at bay. Longer bills = more mystery.

• Cuff or Panel Height (if applicable): The vertical stretch of the brim or beanie fold—aka the “head hug zone.”

💡 Pro Tip: Perfect for bad hair days, awkward grocery store run-ins, or subtly bragging about how much your dog loves you more than other people. Bonus points if you tilt it sideways like it’s still 2003.

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